my wierd dream actually helped me…even though im sure it’s intent was to try to mess with me xDD FUCK YOU, CASHLIN WINS, WHAHAHHA

oh..oh i get it xD

what a wierd dream…

comedycentral:

As promised, the legendary Billy West recently went into the recording studio and taped a whole slew of memes and phrases as suggested by Futurama fans on Reddit.

Here’s the first one. You can listen to it now, or you can just wait and hear it when it’s the outgoing voicemail message of every nerd you know.

Futurama’s one-hour season premiere airs Wednesday, June 20 at 10/9c!

“we aint found shit” xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(Source: phil-hartman)

thisisakiwi:

missjanekay:

whitestgirluknow:

get your shit together hawkins, damn 

GOD DAMNIT HAWKINS

(Source: justanapple)

pandagiru:

Hahaha

pandagiru:

Hahaha

what a supreme level of idiot this woman is. Anderson Cooper is like…”wut bitch?”

kyssthis16:

cariosity:

newjaxxcity:

graham-bailey:

seanpadilla:

shana—e:

xn—b6h:

you know people ask me all the time: “kermit, what’s going on with you and miss piggie? what’s the deal with bert and ernie? how do you feel about the hand up your ass?”
*taps ashes off cig*
i tell them to mind they damn business. i used to be a real superstar, you know? i’m a legend now. a legend. my life will be infamous for generations, you understand, cats?
i don’t do interviews because you fools don’t ask good questions. you don’t ask about the hustle and flow no mo’. you don’t ask about this artwork i do called comedy.
*sips coffee*
basically, what i’m saying is, fuck y’all.



leave me here and don’t touch me cause I can’t.

I agree with the bolded.

Kermit the Frog, first ballot inductee into the Ain’t Shit Hall of Fame. I tip my hat to you, sir.

I ain’t mad, #doe. 

kyssthis16:

cariosity:

newjaxxcity:

graham-bailey:

seanpadilla:

shana—e:

xn—b6h:

you know people ask me all the time: “kermit, what’s going on with you and miss piggie? what’s the deal with bert and ernie? how do you feel about the hand up your ass?”

*taps ashes off cig*

i tell them to mind they damn business. i used to be a real superstar, you know? i’m a legend now. a legend. my life will be infamous for generations, you understand, cats?

i don’t do interviews because you fools don’t ask good questions. you don’t ask about the hustle and flow no mo’. you don’t ask about this artwork i do called comedy.

*sips coffee*

basically, what i’m saying is, fuck y’all.

leave me here and don’t touch me cause I can’t.

I agree with the bolded.

Kermit the Frog, first ballot inductee into the Ain’t Shit Hall of Fame. I tip my hat to you, sir.

I ain’t mad, #doe. 

(Source: xramonn)

n-irvana:

Kurt Cobain, The Top Hat, Dun Laoghaire, Ireland, 08/21/91

n-irvana:

Kurt Cobain, The Top Hat, Dun Laoghaire, Ireland, 08/21/91

(Source: camped-out)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 7D
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/50th
  4. Focal Length: 36mm

ruthpower:

HAH

(Source: bennyshap)

(Source: bunnysunny)